Henry, How I Loathe Thee

I didn't write like I wanted to. Why? Because of that stupid stupid curse. The Writer's Block.

It follows me everywhere. I had it so bad before that I went to Barnes and Noble and bought a frickin' book about how to beat writer's block in 10 days. It didn't work, by the way. Who would've thought?

Writer's block has become like a friend. Or maybe one of those stupid "frenemies" on reality tv shows that I watch on a regular basis. Yeah. Maybe I should give it a name. Give it some personality. Something spiffy. Hmm, let's see....I think I shall it..... Henry. I like that name.

Now that Henry has a name, he can go away. Because he is not wanted.

If only I could write my screenplay as easily as I have with this blog.Why is it that I can write so easily about this nonsense and I can't write my stinking movie?? I have the time... maybe it's the fact that I have no inspiration. Maybe I should pop in some John Mayer and get inspired.